This will happen in the books someday… It will.
It really will. One day he will finally have had enough with these Americans...
Hahaha, the beginning of Mission Titanic.. "If you keep talking like that, I'm going to have to start watching American television, and no one wants that!"
She eats potato chips from a can! Its too much for Ian to handle.
Really though! And wears baseball caps inside!!
Don't spread it around or anything, but she could probably beat him up...
But....she's the butter on his crumpet
The sugar in his cup of tea
His face… I think Ian just saw Jonah/Dan/Jake's jeans which cascade around their ankles. He needs to hire them a tailor.
The trousers should be a precise length!!
And perfectly tailored. If not, an evil cat could do some very bad things.