My little sister (not the Amian one) has this thing where she adores to come up with all of these horrible endings to Amian. I'm pretty sure that it's just a hobby of hers. We'll just be eating dinner or something perfectly normal when she'll say something like, "Hey! What if Ian fell off of a cliff??" "Maybe in the last series Amy will die!!!" It's not exactly comforting.
Tonight we were having dinner, when she decides to come up with a whole new Amian scenario. And I quote-
"So, they're on an airplane, and all of a sudden, Ian and Amy stand up. And Ian's like, "Oh, Amy. I'm on the Vespers side." And then he opens up the airplane window and says, "You are lovely." And then he pushes her down to her death."
^^That is an exact quote. *facepalm*
Keep in mind that she has never read the series, and the only reason that she knows about Amian and Lovely are because I've ranted so much. So basically, she knows nothing, yet she's still torturing me. Great.