I mean..they're not wrong...
Well, hello there xD
"May April" XD
Maybe you should spend your money on a spelling book!!
"Amy really was an idiot in this book" XD
"Stop denying it just get a room already!"
...Um...?
XD
"For example Amy is now a control freak who hates everyone"
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More coming soon!!
WHAT. Did I just read.
ReplyDeleteWHAT. THE.
I don't even know.
Oh, goodness. I need to go on Amazon and look these up, I've never laughed from confusion so hard.
WHAT EVEN
But that last one AMEN
You dooooo. They're honestly so funny oh my gosh. xD
DeleteI'VE SEEN SOME OF THESE ONES BEFORE AND OH MY GOSH I WAS DYING WITH THE AMY AND JAKE STUFF.
ReplyDeleteSome of these comments physically hurt me to read. "book is terriable not worth any money it is a discrase to other books" I am literally in pain. Make it stop.
I go "why hello there" to Hurricane and Hindenburg because they, like that comment, have been useless and irrelevant.
"Amy is now a control freak that hates everyone" That's it. That's the entire plot of Breakaway. We can all go home now.
"May April"….basically the authors right now. "What's an April May? Are you sure it wasn't May April…or maybe April June? Lolz let's just pin her character on Cara. They're…kinda similar. No one will think it's weird at all."
Could only read 89/of the book….what does that even mean? Child, are you okay?
Literally these all look like they've been written by eight-year-olds. Except for the last one or so.
But for real who wasn't saying "get a room already" to Jake and Amy in Breakaway.
Jake is dead because Amy said she didn't love him….well at least he's in the book…hm, wonder what happened to that guy.
If you're running low on reviews you should look at Goodreads. They publish like, three-page long comments that can literally make me cry. Day of Doom's reviews are literally people screaming at Baldacci.
"5 fist fights with Jake" did I miss something?
DeleteTHEY'RE SO FUNNY I CAN'TTT.
DeleteGosh I know. If you can't spell, please don't give a book review. I just can't take you seriously.
XD I honestly forget they exist.
It is. That's all there is. If you were to sum up the book in a sentence, well, there you have it.
"Nope, not at all. Perfect. It's an obvious fit. We aren't leaving ANYYYY plot holes. Nah."
XD It's very weirdly specific, isn't it??
It hurts me. A lot.
Ugh, that book. I haven't read it in ages, so I probably should reread it, but I feel like they're going to make me violent.
If he isn't in the last book....gosh. I just don't get it. xD I almost feel like the authors were like, "Okay, we're going to make sure Amy has a boyfriend so that she can't get into anymore relationships. (Although when has that stopped her before?) But we don't want any development so we're just not gonna talk about him. Good plan? Good plan."
Oh my gosh, I have sooooo many amazing reviews between Amazon and Goodreads. It's hilarious.
Not sure I think I missed it too. I wouldn't mind seeing it though, to be honest with ya. XD At least it'd be something new as opposed to repeating everything we've done fifty million times.