Random 39 Clues Spam In Which I Lose My Mind

So, I got on a *bit* of an obsessive 39 Clues kick tonight. As in, scrolling through tumblr and dying over and over and over. OF COURSE, I had to screenshot everything and post it. Because I must share my pain.

 This made me laugh so hard...

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

C'mon, Ian...

Oh my goshhhh xD

"This isn't going to work.."

XD YES

REALLY?

"David no" XD

I would read it..

OH MY GOSH XD

Same here..

Sorry Jamy fans..this made me laugh so hard...

I want it so badly..

I've wondered about this...

That was like, my favorite part of the book

ME

*SHOVES HAND IN AIR*

"my children"

This was on Peter Lerangis's guestbook and I love it

Why yes. I am.

LIYAH

I'd do it.

Evil Chadwick....

I'm going to cry...

I would kill for that series.

This hurts...

Help

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On another note, 21 DAYS UNTIL MISSION HURRICANE!

Happy Fourth of July!!!!

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!!! The Fourth is a really fun holiday- and I'd love to see the Cahills celebrate it!

Amy: "Dan!!! Why haven't you started grilling yet??"

Dan: "I'm not in charge of that, Fiske is!"

Fiske: "No, I was told that young Hamilton would be grilling our meal."

Amy: "Wait, Hamilton??"

Hamilton: "Yeah, I'm making the burgers!!" *flips patty twelve feet into the air and then drops it.*

Amy: "Um, Ham, why don't you let Nellie take over the burgers?"

Nellie: "No, let Fiske do it! I'm working on an African/Mongolian fusion fruit salad!!"

Amy: *sigh* Fine, work on your fruit salad. I'm going to finish making the iced tea.

*Far off, the group hears a crash and a large gasp*

Ian: "Did you say...did you say i-i-i-ICED tea???"

Amy: ".....Yes?"

Ian: "ICED tea???"

Dan: "Dude, don't tell me you've never had iced tea!"

Ian: "THAT IS AN INSULT TO TEA!"

Jonah: "My homie, just try it! Sweet tea is da bomb!'

Ian: "Did...did you say...SWEET tea???"

Jonah: "Yeah, it's fab, try it!"

Ian: "IT'S NOT ONLY ICED, IT'S SWEET?!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!"

Nellie: "Ian, chill. I love tea just as much as the next person, but iced tea is actually really good."

Ian: "NO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICANS??? YOU EVEN RUIN TEA!!"

Fiske: "Calm down, Ian. It's alright. The Americans have not ruined tea. This is simply a new take on it to enjoy!"

Ian: "How can you enjoy cold tea?? That should be illegal! It's a travesty!!"

Dan: "Ugh, Ian, take a chill pill, bro. Let's watch the fireworks!"

Amy: "Well, there goes dinner. But it is time for the fireworks. I guess that we can eat later...."

Jonah: "You know what these awesome fireworks need? Musical accompaniment! ♫ Do you ever feel/like a plastic bag/floating through the wind-"

Everyone: "NO SINGING"

Ian: "Jonah's singing is almost as horrible as the way you Americans have ruined tea."

Jonah: ".........CUZ BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIIIREWOOOORK!!"

Ian: "I hate America.'

The Cahills- School's Out!!

 School's Out!!

Amy- "I'm so glad that school's out! Now I finally have time to learn that new form of martial arts I've been wanting to try. Oh! And I can finish taking Honors Calculus in my spare time!"

Dan- "Time to play video games for the next two months solid!!"

Ian- "Finally. Now that I've been going to school here in America to be closer to Attleboro, I'm so glad that it's over. I can't handle another nanosecond with those blithering idiots."

Jonah- "Dude! Now if we can just keep all the bad guys away, I can finally write my hip-hop Hamlet!"

Nellie- "Oh, stop rubbing it in you guys. I still have classes all summer." -_-


Hamilton- "Hey, Jonah!"

Jonah- "Yeah bro?"

Hamilton- "What time is it?!" 

Jonah and Hamilton in unison- "Summertime!!"  

Everyone- ..........

Jonah- "C'mon guys, don't tell me you never watched High School Musical. Admit it. You love it."

Ian- "Ugh. Natalie used to watch it countless times. I don't understand what her fascination with it was."

Hamilton- "So...that means that you know the lyrics!"

Ian- *blushes* "What? No, of course not."

Dan- "Hey Amy, you used to watch that all the time!"

Amy- "What? No I didn't.." *slowly begins to back out of the room*

Nellie- "Hey, I remember that movie!"

*ten minutes later*

Cahills- "We're all in this together!!!" 

 *Jonah and Nellie effortlessly dance along. Amy, Ian, and Hamilton desperately try to remember the choreography*

Fiske- *walks in* "What the....?"

 

 

39 Clues Game Night!!

I feel like a 39 Clues game night would be hilarious..

Dan- *gets into an argument with Ian over whether video games count as actual games*

Amy- *tries to convince everyone to sit down and play a nice quiet game of Life. She doesn't succeed.*

Jonah- "I know, let's have a karaoke competition!" *entire family assaults Jonah with pillows*

Hamilton- *tries to teach Amy about fantasy football but eventually gives up*

Ian- *agrees to play Pictionary with Cara but quits after she draws Brit-Fuff-Fuff*

Cara- *harasses Ian with Pictionary, and then joins Hamilton in trying to teach Amy to play fantasy football*

Atticus- *beats everyone at Scrabble*

Jake- *gets into a war with Ian over Trivial Pursuit*

Fiske- "Why can't we just play Monopoly like a normal family??"

Ian and Jake

I could insert a comment here about people who actually care, but I'll be nice to the Jamys...

Hahaha, I love Jonah..

XD

Dan and Amy

 

(not my post)

...Amy and Dan win.

Jake

 

(credit to whoever made this, it wasn't me)

This...just... XD I was laughing so hard. I love it. "I will sink your ships and make you cry." 

AU PAIR

 

(not my post)

NELLIE IS THE BEST AU PAIR EVER. DO NOT MESS WITH NELLIE.

Jonah Logic..

 

This is basically first-series Jonah in a nutshell. Found this online and just had to share!

Amian Fans

 

I found this online and thought that it was perfect!!! Whoever made this, I love you.

Cahills Watching Television

So, if you read my other blog, then you know that I really love Dancing With The Stars. And I was thinking about how the Cahill's would react to seeing it....

Amy (Old Amy, at least): "Oh my gosh, that waltz is so beautiful! Dan, stop shouting and watch this!"

Dan: "Booooooring. It's just a bunch of old people dancing around the room." "Dan, they're like, twenty five!" "Exactly!"

Ian: Would pretend not to be interested, but then soon would become engrossed in it. "These Americans are ridiculous, but I do like that judge chap Len Goodman. Now HE is the only sane one on this show." ......."Straighten your legs!! Man, hold your bloody frame!! No, not like THAT!" *grabs Amy and starts waltzing her around with 'proper frame'. Realizes what he did and promptly stops and sits back down hurriedly.*

Natalie: "Goodness! LOOK at her outfit! It's frightful! Darling, that is not your color."

Jonah: "These dudes got swag! Da Wiz could show them a few moves though. I think I'll talk to those producers. We'll do lunch."

Nellie: *sigh* "This is what happens when we lose cable. Food Network, come back to me!"

Hamilton: "Hey, those lifts are cool.." *grabs Natalie* "Hey Nat, let's try this!" "AGH!!!" *throws Natalie into the ceiling*

Sinead: "I'm sure that I could make this show ten times more energy efficient. Jonah, get them on the phone for me!"

Cara: "I bet that they rig the voting systems. There is NO. WAY. that they should have been eliminated!!!"

Fiske: "These people need lives." -_-

April Fool's!

Really though, just imagine the Cahills on April Fool's Day. I feel like Dan and Hamilton would be going around pranking everyone possible, especially Ian.

Just think about it-

• Dan telling Ian that tea is no longer being sold in America, and watching Ian lose it, then frantically search the internet for bulk tea shipments.
• Dan and Hamilton convincing an entire group of people to pretend they have no idea who Jonah is, and Jonah doing everything he can to try and get the people to recognize him.
• Hamilton mixing up Nellie's cooking supplies and laughing at her panic after he swaps the baking powder with baking soda and the sugar with the salt.
• Dan switching Ian and Jake's contacts in Amy's phone, and watching the chaos ensue.
• The boys using a voice-changing app to call Ian pretending to be Cara
• Ian deciding that he wants to get in on this "bloody fooling business" and creating huge, complex maps and charts to decide the best prank to do to Jake. Because a Kabra never does things the simple way.
• Hamilton re-covering all of Amy's favorite books so that it takes her ages to find the right one.
• Cara thinking that it would be fun to prank Ian, but actually driving him to the brink of insanity.
• Everyone trying to play pranks on Sinead, but always failing because she figured them out ahead of time. 

But really. You know it would happen. 

Story of My Life

Random person: Ugh The 39 Clues are just so stupid. They're like, for third graders!

Me:

Random person:

Me:

Random person:

Police: So they just fell off that boat in Australia in shark-filled waters?

Me: Yep, sounds about right

Mission Titanic

Me: Okay. 240 pages. I can do this. I will not get emotional.

Carian Shippers: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jude Watson: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ian: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Atlas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sammy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hamilton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jonah: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Amy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nellie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKIDDOS!!!!!!

Me: *collapses in pile of tears*

Jake's Song

Jake: Hey I just met you

Jake: And this is crazy

Jake: But I'm going to try to get you arrested by Interpol and later convince you to cheat on your loyal boyfriend

Jake: So call me maybe