Happy Fourth of July!!!!

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!!! The Fourth is a really fun holiday- and I'd love to see the Cahills celebrate it!

Amy: "Dan!!! Why haven't you started grilling yet??"

Dan: "I'm not in charge of that, Fiske is!"

Fiske: "No, I was told that young Hamilton would be grilling our meal."

Amy: "Wait, Hamilton??"

Hamilton: "Yeah, I'm making the burgers!!" *flips patty twelve feet into the air and then drops it.*

Amy: "Um, Ham, why don't you let Nellie take over the burgers?"

Nellie: "No, let Fiske do it! I'm working on an African/Mongolian fusion fruit salad!!"

Amy: *sigh* Fine, work on your fruit salad. I'm going to finish making the iced tea.

*Far off, the group hears a crash and a large gasp*

Ian: "Did you say...did you say i-i-i-ICED tea???"

Amy: ".....Yes?"

Ian: "ICED tea???"

Dan: "Dude, don't tell me you've never had iced tea!"

Ian: "THAT IS AN INSULT TO TEA!"

Jonah: "My homie, just try it! Sweet tea is da bomb!'

Ian: "Did...did you say...SWEET tea???"

Jonah: "Yeah, it's fab, try it!"

Ian: "IT'S NOT ONLY ICED, IT'S SWEET?!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!"

Nellie: "Ian, chill. I love tea just as much as the next person, but iced tea is actually really good."

Ian: "NO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICANS??? YOU EVEN RUIN TEA!!"

Fiske: "Calm down, Ian. It's alright. The Americans have not ruined tea. This is simply a new take on it to enjoy!"

Ian: "How can you enjoy cold tea?? That should be illegal! It's a travesty!!"

Dan: "Ugh, Ian, take a chill pill, bro. Let's watch the fireworks!"

Amy: "Well, there goes dinner. But it is time for the fireworks. I guess that we can eat later...."

Jonah: "You know what these awesome fireworks need? Musical accompaniment! ♫ Do you ever feel/like a plastic bag/floating through the wind-"

Everyone: "NO SINGING"

Ian: "Jonah's singing is almost as horrible as the way you Americans have ruined tea."

Jonah: ".........CUZ BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIIIREWOOOORK!!"

Ian: "I hate America.'