Happy Fourth of July, everyone!!! The Fourth is a really fun holiday- and I'd love to see the Cahills celebrate it!
Amy: "Dan!!! Why haven't you started grilling yet??"
Dan: "I'm not in charge of that, Fiske is!"
Fiske: "No, I was told that young Hamilton would be grilling our meal."
Amy: "Wait, Hamilton??"
Hamilton: "Yeah, I'm making the burgers!!" *flips patty twelve feet into the air and then drops it.*
Amy: "Um, Ham, why don't you let Nellie take over the burgers?"
Nellie: "No, let Fiske do it! I'm working on an African/Mongolian fusion fruit salad!!"
Amy: *sigh* Fine, work on your fruit salad. I'm going to finish making the iced tea.
*Far off, the group hears a crash and a large gasp*
Ian: "Did you say...did you say i-i-i-ICED tea???"
Ian: "ICED tea???"
Dan: "Dude, don't tell me you've never had iced tea!"
Ian: "THAT IS AN INSULT TO TEA!"
Jonah: "My homie, just try it! Sweet tea is da bomb!'
Ian: "Did...did you say...SWEET tea???"
Jonah: "Yeah, it's fab, try it!"
Ian: "IT'S NOT ONLY ICED, IT'S SWEET?!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!"
Nellie: "Ian, chill. I love tea just as much as the next person, but iced tea is actually really good."
Ian: "NO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICANS??? YOU EVEN RUIN TEA!!"
Fiske: "Calm down, Ian. It's alright. The Americans have not ruined tea. This is simply a new take on it to enjoy!"
Ian: "How can you enjoy cold tea?? That should be illegal! It's a travesty!!"
Dan: "Ugh, Ian, take a chill pill, bro. Let's watch the fireworks!"
Amy: "Well, there goes dinner. But it is time for the fireworks. I guess that we can eat later...."
Jonah: "You know what these awesome fireworks need? Musical accompaniment! ♫ Do you ever feel/like a plastic bag/floating through the wind-"
Everyone: "NO SINGING"
Ian: "Jonah's singing is almost as horrible as the way you Americans have ruined tea."
Jonah: ".........CUZ BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIIIREWOOOORK!!"
Ian: "I hate America.'