"You should read me."
Me: Well, I'd love to, but I just can't right now. I have other things that I have to do. I'll read you soon!"
"Where do you think you're going?"
Me: ......to go do things? To go on with my life?
"I don't think so!"
Me: Agh!!!! Listen, I can't read right now! I've got to go! Ugh. I think I'm going to go to my room....
"Hi. Name's Mission Hindenburg. How's your day going?"
Me: HOW DID THAT-- Ugh, nevermind. I'm going to the office. Maybe I can actually get something done in there. -_-
"Why, hello there. We've been expecting you."
That's it. That book is posessed.
I really need to just suck it up and read the book. Maybe this afternoon. Or tomorrow....if I don't do it this afternoon, I'll do it tomorrow. Deal?